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Sunday, May 27, 2007
/ 5/27/2007 02:29:00 pm Laws that Newton forgot, HAHA. Credits. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one . LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. LAWS OF ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u dont want to be seen with. |
